Dan The Automator Quotes & Sayings

It's a shock to have it proved to you that you can't resist seducing yourself. — Robert A. Heinlein

In L.A relationships don't last. You go on a vacation and break up by the time you come home. Thank God for one-hour photo, so you can see your vacation photos while you're still in the relationship. — Judy Carter

The master of superstition, is the people; and in all superstition, wise men follow fools; and arguments are fitted to practice, in a reversed order. — Francis Bacon

Propaganda is a sprinter, but truth is a long-distance runner. — Ernest Partridge

And my ovaries damn near burst into song when Dex pulled out one of those baby swaddlers and tucked my nephew into it to carry him against his massive chest. — Kristen Callihan

Someday, everything will make perfect sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, be strong and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason. — John Mayer