Damon Salvatore Funniest Quotes & Sayings

I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch! — Kellie Pickler

Most entrepreneurs are not doing it for financial motives in the first place. They're just people who love creating. — Richard Branson

I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds. — Carrie Underwood

I love love stories — Rainbow Rowell

A bad facelift is like a bad toupee. — Gloria Steinem

It will cost me a lot to send you with Scott wearing that dress but, just so you know: if you come with that dress even slightly wrinkled, I will trace Scott, and when I find him, it's not gonna be pretty. — Becca Fitzpatrick