Damn Funny Picture Quotes & Sayings

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun. — Steven Morrissey

I've always felt that stylists such as you have in America are ashamed of a car and are preoccupied with making it look like something else, like a submarine or an airship ... As an engineer, I revolt against this. — Alec Issigonis

The Fastest way to make you dream come true is to wake up! — Preity Zinta

Tucked in safe suburban redoubts, kids who had it soft like me manufactured peril. — David Carr

A blind man can see how much I love you — Amy Bloom

I hate desks; they make me feel like a child doing homework. — Emma Donoghue

I try to train as much as I can, as much as my schedule allows it. — Candice Swanepoel

I'm standing right in front of you and you can't even see me! -Quinn — Corrine Jackson

I want to make it perfectly clear that although I believe in the continuity of existence, I do not hold to the simplistic theory that upon death a vaporous ghost containing our soul floats out of our dead body and goes to some cosmic waiting room while a karmic committee tallies up our unfulfilled needs and desires and matches us up with two unsuspecting fools who deserve the hell that we will put them through as much as we deserve the hell they will put us through. I am very confident, however, in the cycles of nature, and I do not see any reason to believe that the same cyclic behavior we observe in the universe around us cannot apply to consciousness and the continuity of our existence. Perhaps, because of the fragile nature of time, we are living all our "incarnations" simultaneously. — Lon Milo DuQuette

Free yourself from the slavery of tea and coffee and other slop kettles! — William Cobbett

I'm sort of an old man, always tinkering in the backyard. Since I grew up playing outdoors, I still like to plant things, sit out on the deck, or go hiking. — Josh Duhamel

When you become a ghost
feel free to haunt me. — Joseph Gordon-Levitt

As winter approaches - bringing cold weather and family drama - we crave page-turners, books made for long nights and tryptophan-induced sloth. — Sarah MacLean

Life is not in the habit of producing just what we want when we want it. For every exciting, challenging task there are usually a hundred dull ones to be tackled."

Detective Thanet- Puppet for a Corpse — Dorothy Simpson