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Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Peter Welch

America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then, should come as a surprise. But playing political football with a necessary vote to raise the nation's debt ceiling has become as predictable as a Twitter rant from Charlie Sheen. — Peter Welch

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Roy Benson

Miguel Indurain, five-time winner of the Tour de France, reported a resting heart rate of only 28 bpm. The reason for this is that, with appropriate training, the heart muscle increases in both size and strength. — Roy Benson

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Trevor Noah

I'm not a big Hollywood guy. I don't know how the machine works. I leave that to people better than myself. — Trevor Noah

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Madeleine Kuderick

Silent sobbing. No one sees.
Weeping like the willow trees.
Feel my heart about to pop.
Need to make the aching stop.
See moon's shimmer softly pass.
On the shards of broken glass. — Madeleine Kuderick

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Rob Lowe

I've gotten to believe it's more fun to play politicians than actually be them. — Rob Lowe

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Sarah J. Maas

Truth is deadly. Truth is freedom. Truth can break and mend and bind. — Sarah J. Maas

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Maura Curley

Everything was for show. He'd always need a group around him, and act out a role, usually one that made him look great to people who didn't do any serious scrutinizing. — Maura Curley

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Sylvia Earle

Every fish fertilizes the water in a way that generates the plankton that ultimately leads back into the food chain, but also yields oxygen, grabs carbon - it's a part of what makes the ocean function and what makes the planet function. — Sylvia Earle

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Philip Emeagwali

The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig. — Philip Emeagwali

Dallas Buyers Club Funny Quotes By Barry Goldwater

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president ... except me. — Barry Goldwater