Dack And Dirk Quotes & Sayings

I think the only thing I would've ever been any good at was probably being a pub landlord. I've thought of that a couple of times. — Joe Cocker

I wasn't afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be careful with an upset woman. — J.C. Nelson

What sucks even more is getting hung up on the "what is he thinking and feeling?" shit. Does he miss me as much as I miss him? No. If he did, you'd know it by his actions. Is he seeing someone else? Maybe. Probably. Or at least he's planning on it. Again-it sucks, but if you get real about it you'll realize that knowing the answers to these questions still doesn't change the fact that your relationship didn't make the cut. — Greg Behrendt

There is nothing we can do about or against these demands of life. — Sunday Adelaja

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them. — Chris Kattan