Dachsunds Quotes & Sayings

In a recent interview, Jeb Bush revealed that his brother George gave him the nickname 'tortoise' because he's making slow, steady progress. Though I think the bigger story here is that compared to George, Jeb is the slow one. — Jimmy Fallon

There is this to be said for Dachsunds of such length and lowness as Nelly, that it makes very little difference to their appearance whether they stand, sit or lie. — Samuel Beckett

You look beautiful and fuckable. I want you so badly it hurts. I'm dangerously close to taking you back to the couch and making you come 'til you beg me to stop. — Sylvia Day

I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night. — Rita Rudner

Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on. Do not be daunted by the mistakes and failures in your life. — T.D. Jakes

In a restaurant one is both observed and unobserved. Joy and sorrow can be displayed and observed "unwittingly," the writer scowling naively and the diners wondering, What the hell is he doing? — David Mamet