Daanaan Quotes & Sayings

humankind's presence on Earth is nothing but a cancer — John N. Gray

True competence is based on one's own ability to observe. — L. Ron Hubbard

When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman

19The Necrotelicomnicon was written by a Klatchian necromancer known to the world as Achmed the Mad, although he preferred to be called Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches. It is said that the book was written in one day after Achmed drank too much of the strange thick Klatchian coffee which doesn't just sober you up, but takes you through sobriety and out the other side, so that you glimpse the real universe beyond the clouds of warm self-delusion that sapient life usually generates around itself to stop it turning into a nutcake. Little — Terry Pratchett

The timepiece had been a birthday gift from Arian, his nineteen-year-old cousin in Tehran. It was plastered with pastoral steel and had the Faravahar hieroglyph sketched on it. This ancient pictogram was the symbol of a guardian angel. A remnant of a primeval daemon designed to protect the Persians. The clock's circumference was decorated with the flowers of life and in the middle there was a scripture written in cuneiform that read Good Deeds, Good Thoughts & Good Words. — Soroosh Shahrivar

Remember that when God calls us to leave behind something, it means He has something better in store for us. Allow Him to replace the old with the new today! — Paige Omartian

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

The Elephant of Depression wasn't just parked on my chest, it was relaxing there with the Walrus of Gloom and the Hippo of Bleak Friday Nights in Alone. They had beers. They were settling in. — Hester Browne

It's better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar — Christopher Paolini

I'm in the position to pick the cream of the crop. — Graeme Murphy

Women are much smarter then men and often are much more political creatures, so they can have the ability to manipulate men, particularly on a boat. — Nick Willing