Da Bears Skit Quotes & Sayings

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

What is life but playing with time? — Keith Richards

If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. — Robin Jones Gunn

When guys gnash their teeth and knit their brows in a broody, furious expression, it means they have found their soulmate. — The Harvard Lampoon

Can I be your favorite girl?"
"You already are, Duchess. — Tarryn Fisher

It sounds as if you are trapped in a cycle of thinking about yourself and how you don't belong in the world. — Dan Brown

Every devil needs an angel. And she was mine. — M. Robinson

My master jecked up my dress and gived my mistress the whip and told her to teach me a lesson. Every time she hit me she asked me what I said my name was. I said Jane Brown. She hit me again: what I said my name was. I said Jane Brown. — Ernest J. Gaines

The two best interview subjects are children under 10 and people over 70 for the same reason: they say the first thing that comes to their mind. The children don't know what they're saying and the old folks don't care. — Art Linkletter

The TV business is like the produce section of the market. Today everything is fresh and glistening and firm. And tomorrow, when they find a bruise on you, they toss you out. — Bryan Cranston