Cyanide Happiness Quotes & Sayings

I also believe that when one dies, one may wake up to the reality that proves that time does not exist. — Thor Heyerdahl

A joke is a very serious thing. — Winston S. Churchill

For me, each time I'm on stage, each time I'm working on a new album, it's like a dream. I can't believe it's happening. — Rokia Traore

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training. — Chris Pratt

Oh, a mermaid's comb. Heavy stuff, but safe enough as long as you don't use it around water. Or a busy highway. You're not planning to lure any young men to their doom, are you?
How embarrassing! I shook my head, blushing. — Polly Shulman

Man must learn to believe in that which he does not, at the moment, see in order to grant himself that which he desires to have. Man's prayers are always answered, for he always receives that which he believes. The law that governs prayer is impersonal. Belief is the condition necessary to realize the desire. No amount of pleas or ritual will bring about the fulfillment of your desires other than the belief that you are or have that which you want. — Neville Goddard

Without question, the true goal of some in Congress is to create a system of socialized medicine. It's politically expedient to slap a 'patients' rights' label on legislation that simply leads us closer to a complete government takeover of medicine. — Ron Paul

When you expand your ability to see, you understand that there are a lot of false choices being offered. — Kamala Harris

What would Ripley do? When in a jam, Carrow often thought of how Ellen Ripley, the legendary badasstress of the Alien quadrilogy, would figure her way out. — Kresley Cole

For ecommerce, the most important thing is trust. — Jack Ma

To effectively combat the devil, you need to pray. — Pedro Okoro