Cyanide And Happiness Quotes & Sayings

I grew up with the mindset that when you get home from work, you go to dinner and watch a movie. I don't want to be going to a club and taking off my panties. — Blake Lively

If I had a million dollars, I just wouldn't just completely set back. I'd have to get out there and show my face to all these good people who like me, I have to get out there and show my face. The only thing that would set me back if I get sick or something or pass away, that's all you can do about that you know. But as long as I got my health goin' pretty good, I'll show up around here. — Muddy Waters

But how nice it is that one can come to know someone just through correspondence, and become really passionate friends. — Julia Child

Before a Cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream; And you might now and then supply Some caviare, or Strassburg Pie, Some potted grouse, or salmon paste - He's sure to have his personal taste. (I know a Cat, who makes a habit Of eating nothing else but rabbit, And when he's finished, licks his paws So's not to waste the onion sauce.) A Cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect. And so in time you reach your aim, And finally call him by his name. — T. S. Eliot

It turned out that while you were searching for the meaning of life, you missed the experience of being alive. — Ruth A. Baer

Being unique is never easy, and often, by the time culture catches up with you, there are only a few people who notice. — Henry Rollins

You need to know what you are before you can become what you are supposed to be. In order to know what you are now, you must learn what you are going to be. — S.K.N. Hammerstone

Trying is just a noisy way of not doing something. — Ken Blanchard

I told you the Bible was more to be depended on than newspapers! — L.M. Montgomery

If you really believe that every three years the market will double, then go and buy shares. I don't believe that. — Marc Faber

And I always try to make a clean, honest, product and ideas for people to get into that can transcend time. Like the Dougie. — Doug E. Fresh

Unauthorized use of these MP3 files is really creating a problem for artists in the music community. — Hilary Rosen

The fact of the matter is, this country is not going to deport 11 million undocumented immigrants. What are we supposed to do with them? What are we supposed to do with these kids? — Jose Antonio Vargas