Cute Wacky Quotes & Sayings

At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life. — J. B. Smoove

If you're about to fall to the ground like a frail creature in need of smelling salts, you owe it to yourself to at least say something vicious beforehand. — Helen Oyeyemi

We are here to witness. There is nothing else to do with those mute materials we do not need. Until Larry teaches his stone to talk, until God changes his mind, or until the pagan gods slip back to their hilltop groves, all we can do with the whole inhuman array is watch it. — Annie Dillard

I think that plain old intellectualism [can be] a more powerful force than the idea of the femme fatale. — Lana Del Rey

I don't play golf or all those things people normally do for business. I do parties. That's where I bring people in, showcase ideas and, in the end, do deals. — Guy Laliberte

Thank God I'm at that point in my career where I don't have to take stuff that I don't really want to do. — Jeff Foxworthy

Loving you, Jon, is like having an illness. It swept across me like a fever, burning me up. When I'm with you, I can't think about anything else, you consume my every thought and waking moment. But I can't live like this. It's either the heights of ecstasy or the depths of hell, and I go seesawing between them. — Sofia Grey

They cut the menu from twenty-five items to nine, featuring hamburgers and cheeseburgers, and they made the burgers a little smaller - ten hamburgers from one pound of meat instead of eight. — David Halberstam

It has taken me half a lifetime merely to find out what is best worth doing, and a good slice out of another half to puzzle out the ways of doing it. — Gertrude Jekyll

No amount of humanitarian assistance can protect people from being attacked. — Jan Egeland