Cute Toilet Paper Quotes & Sayings

The art of reading consists in remembering the essentials and forgetting non essentials. — Adolf Hitler

'Warm in December, cold in June, you say?'
I don't suppose the water's changed at all.
You and I know enough to know it's warm
Compared with cold, and cold compared with warm.
But all the fun's in how you say a thing. — Robert Frost

Maybe the preoccupation with technological progress has overshadowed our concern with human progress. — Wynton Marsalis

It's a pity he cannot kill himself with drink. — Emily Bronte

Bring a mirror and let a dirty face recognize itself. — Bernard Of Clairvaux, Saint

There's one thing I remember about Muhammad Ali. He said "I don't like my condition, but if this is what the Good Lord has planned for me to deal with, I'm happy with that." You have to understand, that comes from my idol, one of the guys that got me started in boxing. — Roy Jones Jr.

All my life I dreamed of an apartment in Paris where I could cook, and now I have one, on the Left Bank. — Ina Garten

Wow." She reached for a black pillow decorated with a big sparkly skull and hugged it. "So romantic."
I made a face, because who the hell wanted to be a romantic? Then I couldn't look past the skull pillow. "Tell me something, sis. Why do we have to make skulls cute? Some things shouldn't be messed with. Guns, for example. Toilets ... toilet paper ... guns ... They should just stay functional. Sparkle-free."
She rolled her eyes. "Please. If I had a bedazzled toilet, I'd love it and so would you. Don't even try to deny it. You'd love a fancy can."
I did deny it, which led to a healthy debate. — Veronica Rossi

When we are relaxed and reasonable content, we are naturally wise. We accept that life is unpredictable, unreliable. We say jokingly or philosophically, "Nothing is sure except death and taxes," or "God willing and the creek don't rise," reminding each other that, notwithstanding the level of planning, we are continually dealing with being surprised. We get startled. We recover. We are disappointed. We adjust. Mostly-with Wisdom intact-we manage. — Sylvia Boorstein

If you give a scene enough room to breathe, actors will hopefully find those magical moments. — Greg Bryk

Well, I don't care! he exploded.No one messes with the woman I love and gets away with it. I have to avenge you somehow. — Linda Kage

Your body is a jewel box.....the jewel is your soul — Kay Boyle

So much of great American drama has been about a certain kind of dysfunctional family, and maybe my interests are in the kind of strange dysfunction that exists even among deeply functional families. — Stephen Karam

No one ever loved you like him.
And no one ever took it away so completely.
But it's here.
Look around. — Emma Forrest

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. — Robert Green Ingersoll

Not always. Sometimes it's ass, Vince said, cleverly bringing ass back into the conversation one more time. I began to wonder if there was a hidden camera, with a smirking game-show host handing out a prize every time we used the word. — Jeff Lindsay