Cute Thursday Morning Quotes & Sayings

People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives, laughter trapped in their frigid gizzards. Meanwhile, the mercury just plummets, like a migrating duck blasted out of the sky by some hunter in a cap with fur earflaps. — Amy Gerstler

The steward just asked me if I was not afraid to travel alone, and I said, Why, it is life. — Emily Hahn

It's always the script first choosing roles. [Then] whoever else is attached. I never like to be the first person attached, because I don't really trust what's going on, unless there's a really good director. — Christopher Mintz-Plasse

Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere. — Bill Griffith

If we were rational creatures we would never get out of bed or live or love. — Belinda Jeffrey