Cute Lollipop Quotes & Sayings

I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because had he done so, he would of been so amused by the simple effects of gravity, that he would of never gotten round making a comprehensive study of it's causes.
That's the punchline! 'a comprehensive study of it's courses'! I worked for that! Will you be telling this joke at work? I don't think so!
And yes, I am aware that I say this to you while hanging precariously of this art-deco balcony. And I do so deliberately in the hope that I will fall to my death, and that you will learn about the thin line between slap-stick and tragedy. — Stewart Lee

If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do what Obama is doing. Nice guys don't say and do and act the way Obama is saying, doing, and acting. — Rush Limbaugh

If you're a queen, you're powerless, so I'd probably demote myself and go shopping. — Helena Bonham Carter

Life has a way of dismantling us, piece by piece and then allowing us to redesign ourselves, to keep the parts that work and discard those that no longer fit. — Toni Sorenson

The giant's name was Goliath. The shepherd boy's name was David. — Malcolm Gladwell

He had long been outside of the world of simple desires and their fulfillments, and he was inept and uncertain. — F Scott Fitzgerald