Cute Ironic Quotes & Sayings

And don't knock nepotism, Cheeseman; my well-connected uncles all agree, nepotism made this country what it is today. — David Mitchell

Hillary's [Clinton] okay if they [FBI] can't prove any criminality or if nobody wants to charge her with it, then whatever she did is fine. — Rush Limbaugh

The Blood She Betrayed is unique, and Shahkara, the character, is one of the most engaging strong female role models I've seen in a long time. This girl can handle herself! The plot is full of ingenious twists, turns and surprises, and I look forward to reading the next book in the series. — L.J.Smith

Always, sailing up from the south, from beyond the bend in the river, were clumps of water hyacinths, dark floating islands on the dark river, bobbing over the rapids. It was as if rain and river were tearing away bush from the heart of the continent and floating it down to the ocean, incalculable miles away. But the water hyacinth was the fruit of the river alone. The tall lilaccoloured flower had appeared only a few years before, and in the local language there was no word for it. The people still called it "the new thing" or "the new thing in the river," and to them it was another enemy. Its rubbery vines and leaves formed thick tangles of vegetation that adhered to the river banks and clogged up waterways. It grew fast, faster than men could destroy it with the tools they had. The channels to the villages had to be constantly cleared. Night and day the water hyacinth floated up from the south, seeding itself as it travelled. I — V.S. Naipaul

I am human,I have troubles and God has solutions for my troubles — Mohammed Sekouty

She wanted to pull at him, but she didn't feel like he was hers to hold back. — Rainbow Rowell

Where there's a will, there's a way. Hackers tend to find a way. Code is also expanding. More lines of code means more probability that there is an exploit that can be [used]. — Michael Demon Calce

This is not an end. It is a beginning. You will need the courage of a lion to face this journey. — Erin Hunter

If you don't believe in yourself how will somebody else believe in you? — Deion Sanders

You die, I die too." Tobias looks over his shoulder at me. "I asked you not to do this. You made your decision. These are the repercussions. — Veronica Roth

It's getting the right person that's the challenge. — Bob Schieffer

You should pursue your passion. If you're passionate about something and you work hard, then I think you will be successful. — Pierre Omidyar

Human rights and individual liberties, including religious freedom, will be at the heart of the new Iraq. — Jalal Talabani