Cute Insurance Quotes & Sayings

I certainly don't delude myself that there aren't certainly more important things to do in life than make people laugh, but I can't imagine anything that would bring me more joy. — Bob Newhart

It's total bullshit," he said. "The whole thing. Eighty percent survival rate and he's in the twenty percent? Bullshit. He was such a bright kid. It's bullshit. I hate it. But it was sure a privilege to love him, huh? — John Green

in one of the quiet places she went to read some — James Dashner

I didn't want to be president; I didn't want to be governor; I didn't want to be a congress person. I just wanted to be mayor of the city of Detroit. I lived there my entire life. — Kwame Kilpatrick

God grant me to SERENITY to accept what I cannot change the TENACITY to change what I may and the GOOD LUCK not to f*** up too often — Stephen King

If Europe does not advance, it will fall or even be wiped out from the world map ... My duty is to bring Europe out of its lethargy. — Francois Hollande

The challenge of history is to recover the past and introduce it to the present. — David P. Thelen

Labor, therefore, is a duty from which no man living is exempt, without forfeiting his right to his daily bread. — Thomas F. Wilson

Fashion fades, style is eternal. — Yves Saint-Laurent

Women were beyond me.
they saw something
depraved.
there was one waitress
a little older than
I, she rather smiled,
lingered when she
brought my
coffee.
that was plenty for
me, that was
enough.
- Young in New Orleans — Charles Bukowski

The worst thing you can do for love is deny it; so when you find that special someone, don't let anyone or anything get in your way. — Aleatha Romig

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. — George Du Maurier

He came over last night. He'd been out chasing foxes with his friends, and you know what he and the boys are like when they do the werewolf thing. The women, the drinking, and the farm animals." "Feeding on raw steak before he went out didn't curb the need to eat sheep? — Stephanie Rowe

As time goes by, I realize that I do trust the wind. And I often write my songs for myself. — David Friedman

Generally, women can't do this, but men retain the ancient ability to leave a family and a past. They just unhook themselves, like removing a fake beard, and skulk discreetly back into society, changed men. Unrecognizable. — Zadie Smith