Cute Dog Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them. — Emma Chase

This was a public telephone so it was clearly an oversight that it was working at all. — Douglas Adams

Don't harden your heart. Return to the Lord. He will revive and restore you. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot ... — Karl Pilkington

Only in stillness does the imperceivable become discernible — Bryant McGill

She said all a body would have to do there [Heaven] was to go around all day long with a harp and sing, forever and ever. — Mark Twain

For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. — Marco Rubio

Worldly life (sansar) means to get tired and to rest. — Dada Bhagwan

The modern brand builder faces a difficult issue; communications theory is based on attitude change, and has limited implications for behaviour change. Games are characterised by interaction and behaviour rather than attitude, making the principles of gaming suited to brand building. I believe that games provide a practical template for brands that actively change behaviour. — Craig Atkinson

If nature really acknowledged the so-called women's month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When he [Malevranche] happened to find Descartes' book entitled Man in a book shop on the rue Saint Jaques, he leafed through it, bought it and "read it with so much pleasure that he was forced at times to interrupt his reading, so loud were the beatings of his heart due to the extreme pleasure he had in doing so". Those who never put down a book of erudition, science or philosophy, to catch their breath, so to speak, and recover from the strong emotion they experience, certainly ignore of of the most exquisite pleasures of intellectual life. — Etienne Gilson

When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you! — Grace

I must always remember what's real. — Terry Pratchett

I have imagination, and nothing that is real is alien to me. — George Santayana