Cute Chimps Quotes & Sayings

I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder what I'd look like if I slipped a few notches on the mental-health index. — Martha Manning

I never imagined losing my mind was going to be such hard work. — Tony Kushner

I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia. — Richard Stallman

Inspiration does not come like a blot, nor is it kinetic energy striving, but it comes to us slowly and quietly all the time. — Brenda Ueland

Once you perceive, you pursue. Once you pursue, you receive. — Larry Stockstill

Don't judge people by their profession, otherwise you'll end up with more enemies than friends. — Abhijit Naskar

The mind is pure and luminous by nature. It is defiled only by adventitious thoughts and emotions — Gautama Buddha

It is not enough to be ready to go where duty calls. A man should stand around where he can hear the call! — Robert Louis Stevenson

My balls crawl up my throat. — D.B.C. Pierre

Women are like beautiful flowers. Only when you love them and take good care of them will they fully bloom into the beautiful flowers that they are. — Avijeet Das

Trading is a small part of the work of the stock exchanges. They are really to do with financial speculation, and they speculate on the value of the yen, the dollar, the pound, the franc, or the euro, at any given time. Billions are lost and billions are made by this speculation, and that's what the stock exchanges are about. They are for greedy minds. — Benjamin Creme

We lie to protect our children, and in lying we expose them to the greatest of harms — John Connolly

H. Schwarzenbach is a very traditional place. The store opened in the late 1800s, importing specialty items from all over the world. It was curated before we even used that word. — Daniel Humm