Cute Baby Onesie Quotes & Sayings

Columbia University, where I went to study in 1993, insisted its undergraduates learn a foreign language, so I discovered French. — Aravind Adiga

Smells like teen spirit. — A.G. Howard

There had always been a God and a Devil - only men had been so mistaken about the shapes of their Devil - he was not single and big, he was many and smutty and small. — Ayn Rand

The Gospel of the army is cunning, as of all other human activities. The wisdom of the snake under the meekness of the sheep is what wins out.
The first Commandment is
never let them get anything on you
The second: Graft
get privileges others haven't got
worm yourself into confidence
The Third
seem neat and prosperous
as if you had money in the bank — John Dos Passos

Being pregnant was the healthiest I've ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes. — Ashlee Simpson