Customer Reference Quotes & Sayings

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though. — Big Boi

Silence stretched as his gaze moved over my face; at length he spoke, "Who is Wendell?"

I blinked, startled. "Wendell?"

"You said you wanted to talk about labels, dinner, and Wendell. — Penny Reid

Beside her, her husband could only splutter, and he stopped even that when she half turned to flash him a smile - the instinctive, brilliant smile of a woman who knows what feeble creatures men can be. You couldn't learn to smile like that. It was something a woman either knew the minute she was born, or never knew at all. ("I'm Dangerous Tonight") — Cornell Woolrich

On the phone
Bookseller: Hello Ripping Yarns.
Customer: Do you have any mohair wool?
Bookseller: Sorry, we're not a yarns shop, we're a bookshop.
Customer: You're called Ripping Yarns.
Bookseller: Yes, that's 'yarns' as in stories.
Customer: Well it's a stupid name.
Bookseller: It's a Monty Python reference.
Customer: So you don't sell wool?
Bookseller: No.
Customer: Hmf. Ridiculous.
Bookseller: ... but we do sell dead parrots.
Customer: What?
Bookseller: Parrots. Dead. Extinct. Expired. Would you like one?
Customer: Erm, no.
Bookseller: Ok, well if you change your mind, do call back. — Jen Campbell

Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. — Ambrose Bierce

The trees must breathe so I can breathe. — Deepak Chopra

I don't give a fistful of ashes! — Chretien De Troyes

You see, Valentin, there is no such thing as time. It's just a road, a path to travel on. Most of the world is on a train, traveling forward all the time, speeding toward death, with a set schedule and someone else in charge. — Daniel Nayeri

Maybe I'll stop looking for real, now that I've found Infinity. — Amy Harmon