Custodio Settlement Quotes & Sayings

I don't want to take anything away from Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle. They're both great hitters, but they're batting against guys they never would have seen in previous years. — Ted Williams

The innovation is going to come, and that is good for everybody. — Hilary Rosen

Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It's tough because they're slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen. — Jarod Kintz

I think that every once in a while, God ventures out for a cosmic burrito of ghost peppers and moon cats. The next day he craps out a giant flaming ball of gas. Those are the stars. The planets are remnants of other meals, grilled lava sandwiches or basalt burgers with Saturn rings. The universe is God's infinite toilet, and we are the bacteria clinging to his fecal matter. — Jon D. Gold

The worst thing you can do if you want to start a fight is to use derogatory terminology. — Ted Turner

Literalness, however, is not the substance from which human culture is made. — Begona Aretxaga

1,000 cows in the U.S. are alive at night and dead in the morning. These cows on the ground are ground into feed, making their fellows not only carnivores but cannibals. Europe after Mad Cows' Disease has banned this practice. The U.S has not yet. — Howard Lyman

The painter's portrait and the physicist's explanation are both rooted in reality, but they have been changed by the painter or the physicist into something more subtly imagined than the photographic appearance of things. — Jacob Bronowski

I was the kind of kid that had some talents or ability, but it never came out in school. — Francis Ford Coppola

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR. — Ashley Purdy