Curtis Payne Funny Quotes & Sayings

This case reminds me of one in which I likened the Plaintiff's case to a colander, because it was so full of holes. — George Jessel

You think football builds character. It does not. It reveals character. — Bill Courtney

In Mongolia, the nomads always told me that wolves were the most dangerous things on the steppe, and I didn't believe them at first. — Tim Cope

I came to Rome when it was a city of stone ... and left it a city of marble — Gaius Iulius Caesar

What you read between the covers of your Bible is wisdom for a lifetime, rock-solid, forever truth - truth you can stand on, live by, and trust ... forever. — Elizabeth George

May your footsteps be ordered by the Lord Almighty. — Lailah Gifty Akita

There are many sham diamonds in this life which pass for real, and vice versa. — William Makepeace Thackeray

More word salad. Even when he seems just fine, the dementia simmers underneath, waiting to burst out. — Lindsay Eagar

I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles. — R.L. Stine

You should never step outside of your life and look at it like it's this malleable thing you can shape so that people view it a certain way. — Kristen Stewart

Cancer is a bitch that needs to get the crap smacked out of it. I intend to stand on the front lines with a big-ass bat. — Brenna Aubrey

Most people lie and let life play upon them like the tepid discharges of a douche-bag. — Lawrence Durrell

Don't forget, I didn't choose to come to here. I was kidnapped and forced to live here by your marvelous Pemdas warriors, who are interested in Earth only as it serves to keep 'your beautiful Pemdas' safe. Believe me when I say I would far rather be home with my friends." -Reece Bryant, The Legacy of The Key. — S.L. Morgan