Curnal Aulisio Quotes & Sayings

A carbon-based bipedal life form descended from an ape. — Douglas Adams

If all men were just there would be no need of valor. — Agesilaus II

My water's wife broke!" he yells into the phone. Ohmygod! "You mean your wife's water broke?" "That's what I said, Jules! Her water broke! — Kristen Proby

Any fool can do something cool and look cool, but it takes skill to make something uncool cool again. — Criss Jami

I think it's just my nature. I can't work on one thing. I have to work on many things. — Robert Wilson

...And anyone on whose screen I did manage to appear, generally proved to have a serious malfunction in their operating system, if not outright clinical issues. "Are you a good glitch or a bad glitch?" I had started wondering... — Dan Stone

I got sober because I was worried I was going to die next year. — Matthew Perry

I was feeling well enough to eat the pears. — Lizzie Andrew Borden

What you have to do if you are going to treat any disease is get to the root of the disease. — Ron Rosedale

Buddhism is not just going to temple, being at a ceremony and dressing up. That is the church of Buddhism. Esoteric Buddhism is to move beyond this world. — Frederick Lenz

The movies that I love and model after, like 'Annie Hall,' 'When Harry Met Sally,' and in particular for me, 'Broadcast News,' are the tone of life, which isn't a setup punch-line every two minutes. — Jason Segel

For answer, Calcifer stretched out a blue arm-shaped flame divided into green fingerlike flames at the end. It was not very long, nor did it look strong. "See? I can almost reach the hearth," he said proudly. — Diana Wynne Jones

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

Rich countries can afford to overpay for things. — Bill Gates

The only thing I can count on daily is the unexpected. — Jo Dee Messina