Curdiest Quotes & Sayings

I never planned out my life. Shit just happens. - Layne Staley — David De Sola

I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs. — Irvine Welsh

Make ethical choices in what we buy, do, and watch. In a consumer-driven society our individual choices, used collectively for the good of animals and nature, can change the world faster than laws. — Marc Bekoff

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do. — Joan Rivers

Oh yeah, I know Johnnie Bassett. We were part of that whole thing. — Eddie Floyd

People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way. — A. C. Benson

Things are changing at such a rate that you really can't get too familiar with anything that you own in relation to what sort of functionality it has in your life. — Alan Palomo

I'm probably the biggest reality television star living. — Janice Dickinson

People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch. — Olen Steinhauer

A belief is not an idea held by the mind, it is an idea that holds the mind. — Elly Roselle

Through the rainbow he was brave,
Although blood, he did not crave.
But Vikings, blood they should want.
Heads as trophies, they should flaunt.
But from behind, little Jimmy was run through,
A puddle of blood grew and grew.
So when Jimmy fell,
My tears they did swell.
And I cried.
And I cried."

While there was scattered applause, most people just looked at him, confused. The poem was terrible. Heimdall knew it. The crowd knew it. — Dylan Callens