Cundell Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

I was an atheist until I realized I was god. What happens if you get scared to death >twice. National sarcasm society:like we need your support.some girls wear Prada some girls we're glock 17 short recoil spring loaded semiautomatic pistols with a loaded chamber indicator and a nonstop drip. — Darynda Jones

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired. — Aziz Ansari

Since my money is God's money, every spending decision I make is a spiritual decision. — John Hagee

He followed an ironclad rule. He NEVER WATCHED HIMSELF. — Douglas Brinkley

Thanks I remembered the last time Annabeth and I had parted ways, when she'd given me a kiss for luck in Mount St. Helens. This time, all I got was the hat. — Rick Riordan

Hold on to your knickers, girls! — Victoria Beckham