Cub Scout Leader Recognition Plaque Quotes & Sayings

When conflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win. — Thomas Crum

Thou tremblest before anticipated ills, and still bemoanest what thou never losest. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A grapefruit is ionly a lemon that saw an oppurtunity and took advantage of it. — Oscar Wilde

Babies are the worst roommates. They're unemployed. They don't pay rent. They keep insane hours. Their hygiene is horrible. If you had a roommate that did any of the things babies do, you'd ask them to move out. "Do you remember what happened last night? Today you're all smiles, but last night you were hitting the bottle really hard. Then you started screaming, and you threw up on me. Then you passed out and wet yourself. I went into the other room to get you some dry clothes, I came back, and you were all over my wife's breasts! Right in front of me, her husband! Dude, you gotta move out. — Jim Gaffigan

Entities can see a certain amount because they are outside of the physical dimensional plane. — Frederick Lenz

Home is my Bethlehem,
my succoring shelter,
my mental hospital,
my wife, my dam,
my husband, my sir,
my womb, my skull. — Anne Sexton

The biggest change we can make and the most exhilarating is to change ourselves — Cynthia Sue Larson

True merit, like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes. — E. F. L. Wood, 1st Earl Of Halifax

Mia Thermopolis, 1005 Thompson Street, #4A — Meg Cabot