Crypt Lord Quotes & Sayings

The only and absolute perfect union of two is when a baby hangs suspended in its mother's womb, like a tiny madman in a padded cell, attached to her, feeling her blood and hormones, and moods play through its body, feeling her feelings. — Diane Ackerman

I want to be an Asian Robert De Niro. — Jackie Chan

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be. — Billy Crystal

Since I joined Congress, I've been shocked at how many times we were forced to vote on 1,000-plus-page bills without ample time to read or review what was in the final legislation. It's no wonder Congress doesn't enact good policy. — Erik Paulsen

Procrastination may be the enemy of productivity, but it can be a resource for creativity. — Adam M. Grant

Judaism offered no Shivah for lost love. There was no Kaddish to say, no candle to burn...no injunction against listening to music or going to work. — Julie Orringer

My lad chewed and swallowed a dictionary. We gave him Epsom salts - but we can't get a word out of him. — Les Dawson

It takes more than a printed notice to keep you from reality ... We've only one life to live. — Agatha Christie

Sexism has always been a political stance mediating social domination, enabling white men and black men to share a common sensibility about sex roles and the importance of male domination. — Bell Hooks

A jump jockey has to throw his heart over the fence - and then go over and catch it. — Dick Francis

You have the power to reverse your age. — Deepak Chopra