Crustacious Quotes & Sayings

I ask for your indulgence when I march out quotations. This is the double syndrome of men who write for a living and men who are over forty. The young smoke pot - we inhale from our Bartlett's. — Rod Serling

Lines for Winter

Tell yourself
as it gets cold and gray falls from the air
that you will go on
walking, hearing
the same tune no matter where
you find yourself -
inside the dome of dark
or under the cracking white
of the moon's gaze in a valley of snow.
Tonight as it gets cold
tell yourself
what you know which is nothing
but the tune your bones play
as you keep going. And you will be able
for once to lie down under the small fire
of winter stars.
And if it happens that you cannot
go on or turn back
and you find yourself
where you will be at the end,
tell yourself
in that final flowing of cold through your limbs
that you love what you are. — Mark Strand

I train for one-and-a-half hours every day in order to keep my energy level high. — Jurgen Klinsmann

And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have to be stern with weenie waggers
I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.) — Christopher Moore

Fortune favours the brave — Jeffrey Archer

carts and made their way to the two rooms kept for them. Tired from their travels, the children — Sunila Gupte

I'm the one who gave steroids to Pop art. — James Rosenquist

I absolutely love working with my dad because there is such an ease about it, and I also love his company. — Samuel West

I've never been one for sitting on beaches. — Piper Perabo

Greece is an extreme case: a country where both the level of spending and the level of taxation were unsustainable! — Malcolm Turnbull

The problem isn't materialism as such. Rather it is the underlying assumption that full satisfaction can arise from gratifying the senses alone. Unlike animals whose quest for happiness is restricted to survival and to the immediate gratification of sensory desires, we human beings have the capacity to experience happiness at a deeper level which, when achieved, can overwhelm unhappy experiences. — Dalai Lama

Anyway, a man who buys a woman a book this nice is looking to be more than just an acquaintance. — Charlie Lovett