Crummitt Septic Quotes & Sayings

I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one's cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family. — Sloane Crosley

Riko's smile could have frozen hell. "I'm not scared of Kevin. I know him."
"You're going to eat those words," Neil said. "You're going to choke on them. — Nora Sakavic

When you experience it firsthand, it isn't so easy to hate the person who mistreats you when most of the time they're your godsend. — Colleen Hoover

I've always appreciated people like Graham Parker or Loudon Wainwright III, who spend their entire lives writing songs and working their asses off just to have complete artistic freedom. They're just sharing their lives with you through their music. That's the same kind of work that I'm trying to do, in my own weird way. — Judd Apatow

I ask for a picture, and I get the Fonz — Andy Weir

a book of magic should be written by a practising magician, rather than a theoretical magician or a historian of magic. — Susanna Clarke

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don't joke around with your own life. — Dohee

I'm always careful to say that I changed everything I found. — Claes Oldenburg

Babbage ... gave the name to the [Cambridge] Analytical Society, which he stated was formed to advocate 'the principles of pure d-ism as opposed to the dot-age of the university.' — W. W. Rouse Ball

And holiness shall then be as it were inscribed on every thing, on all men's common business and employments, and the common utensils of life: all shall be dedicated to God, and applied to holy purposes: every thing shall then be done to the glory of God — Jonathan Edwards