Crummies Quotes & Sayings

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. — Muhammad Ali

So I'm very happy if my words can ever inspire or empower someone who considers themselves an oppressed minority ... We are all the same and we all want the same things: the right to be happy, to be just who we want to be and to love who we want to love. — Beyonce Knowles

Scientists say that Texas and Antarctica were connected at one time. In fact, early Mexicans used to go through Texas to try to sneak into Antarctica. — Jay Leno

If people are worried about the size of their trailers, I kind of say their priorities are off. — Taylor Hackford

The Bible, however, does present a single picture, complex though it is, of at least one human life: the "image of God" that is granted in the creation of Adam and then presented as the created divine power itself, the Son of God, Jesus the Christ. — Ephraim Radner

The four pillars of wisdom that support journalistic endeavors are: lies, stupidity, money-grubbing, and ethical irresponsibility. — Marlon Brando

Authorities tend to frown on things they can't fit into a neat little box. — Tera Lynn Childs

I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees, Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please; But I also speak for the brown Barbaloots, Who frolicked and played in their Barbaloot suits, Happily eating Truffula fruits. Now, since you've chopped the trees to the ground There's not enough Truffula fruit to go 'round! And my poor Barbaloots are all feeling the crummies Because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies. — Dr. Seuss

He is a foolish swimmer who swims against the stream, when he might take the current sideways. — Ovid

Maturity, Bokonon tells us, is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists — Kurt Vonnegut