Crude 50th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Her skin tasted expensive. — Jenny Downham

In supporting argument for segregation, Paul [the apostol] addresses the people in his epistle to the Colossians, and he tells them how to treat their slaves. "Slaves, obey your masters. Masters, be kind to yourslaves." Paul was in favor of a kinder and gentler slavery; it never occurred to him to raise the question about whether slavery itself was immoral. — John Shelby Spong

When you can no longer think of a reason to continue, you must think of a reason to start over — Linda Poindexter

I think a good mom is an awake mom. At least for me, I've always been a kinder, better person awake than sleep-deprived! — Lisa Loeb

Facts do not constitute truth, — Werner Herzog

For some strange reason, we believe that anyone who lived before we were born was in some peculiar way a different kind of human being from any we have come in contact with in our own lifetime. This concept must be changed; we must realize in our bones that almost everything in time and history has changed except the human being. — Uta Hagen

A fine head of hair adds beauty to a good face, and terror to an ugly one. — Lycurgus Of Sparta

With big productions, you can sometimes get lost with the terminology and all the different departments. — Rose Leslie

My introduction to Woody Allen and to Ethan Coen was at the same time. On Broadway, I starred in a play called 'Relatively Speaking,' which was three one-act comedies, one of which was written by Ethan and one of which was by Woody. — Max Casella

Twitter seems like a busman's holiday: just more writing. I have no plans to do it. I'll just stick with my 24/7 webcam. I'm old-fashioned that way. — Tina Fey

No one's gonna save me. People just accept help selfishly, for their own sake. — NisiOisiN

As an actor, you very rarely have the experience of picking up a script and getting a few pages into it and realizing that what you're holding in your hands is not just a role on a TV show, but it's one of those special parts that comes along, once or twice in a career. If you're lucky, you get an opportunity to do something really memorable and to be part of one of those rare shows that passes into that special category. — Holt McCallany