Critchlow Alligator Quotes & Sayings

Where I come from, they don't think much of men who are bossed about by their wives. — C.S. Lewis

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg

How can we not believe in the greatness of America? How can we not do what is right and needed to preserve this last best hope of man on Earth? After all our struggles to restore America, to revive confidence in our country, hope for our future - after all our hard-won victories earned through the patience and courage of every citizen - we cannot, must not, and will not turn. We will finish our job. How could we do less? We're Americans. — Ronald Reagan

Any two people can set and jaw all day long, but it takes two people right for each other to set together and just be quiet. — Silas House

'I want your light to chase his darkness [ ... ] The best way to get rid of a nightmare is with a dream come true.' — Tara Lain

This immoral system, how do you get outside it? Option one, you drop out, sever the connections. They got that far in '68, okay? People went as far with that as they could, to say, I'm free, you're free, kumbaya and barbaric yawp and yadda yadda, and look what happened. The problem with the whole Rousseau trip is that man is primordially a social animal, in the sense of clan or tribe. Marx says this somewhere. You detach completely, you not only find yourself way out on a limb, against your nature, but you've lost any power for group resistance. And eventually, you come crawling back, clutching credit-card applications, begging to be let in. — Garth Risk Hallberg

Fragments of energy sizzled against my skin where he touched me, like sparks that shoot from a sparkler you played with as a kid. — Jodie Andrefski

You know I still get nervous speaking in front of people. Speaking reminds me of pitching in that way. No matter how much you prepare, there is always that anxiety to perform. Those butterflies. You learn to embrace that stress. Eventually you realize that stress is what pushes you to perform at your peak ... But man the roller coaster! I told myself that after my career was over I would live my life quietly, out of the public eye, with no chance of embarrassing myself in front of large groups of people. Yet ... here I am! — Jim Abbott

When I came to New York it was the first time I'd ever taken a plane, the first time I'd ever gotten a taxi-cab, the first time for everything. And I came here with 35 dollars in my pocket. It was the bravest thing I'd ever done. — Madonna Ciccone

Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there. — Jennifer Aniston

Heterosexuality is dangerous. It tempts you to aim at a perfect duality of desire. — Marguerite Duras

Our Lady showed us a great sea of fire which seemed to be under the earth. - Sister Lucia Dos Santos — Peter J. Tanous

A kiss on the head! you really are a passion wagon! — Justin Somper

An Associated Press report by Chicago-based reporter Sharon Cohen in May 1993 examined Christian fundamentalists and concluded that they were prone to 'riots, terrorism - and death.' — Ralph E. Reed Jr.