Crisermy Mercado Quotes & Sayings

That was a pygmy marmoset by the way. Just in case you were wondering."
I wheezed. "Thank you oh Walking Monkey Dictionary. — Colleen Houck

I wasn't trying to be anything. I was just myself. — Bettie Page

Nearly all the queers Michelle knew were fuckups in one way or another. — Michelle Tea

On one occasion when [William] Smart found him engrossed with his fundamental theory, he asked Eddington how many people he thought would understand what he was writing-after a pause came the reply, 'Perhaps seven.' — Arthur Eddington

You wanna cry, chica?"
She nodded and squaked, "Yes"
"Then you cry" He signed as he caressed her arm. "I can't make you hard, so you be soft for both of us, okay? — Kele Moon

...savoring the sense of loneliness and freedom that comes only from solitary sojourns in strange lands... — Barry Eisler

For a firm believer in swadeshi, there need be no Pharisaical self-satisfaction in wearing khadi. — Mahatma Gandhi

Always be good, but be wickedly beautiful. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I am happy, thats just the saddest lie — Kid Cudi

Having a life is easy. Having a career is hard to come by. — Jay Leno

To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.' — Ivan Turgenev

Make faithfulness and truth thy masters: have no friends unlike thyself: be not ashamed to mend thy faults. — Confucius

On crack. It was as if the town had been placed in a blender with a giant disco ball, shaken with a Mardi Gras parade, and then had vomited a pile of glitter and tinsel all over itself. — Gina Damico

The strange thing is that everyone knows the answer. We need to decentralize decisions, introduce limited markets, and legitimize the semi-illegal gray economy so that it can grow. — Ken Follett

A strange thing,' she said. 'They both wear this same badge. Two bears on a black and gold shield. Anyone know what that means?' 'It's the badge of King Verence,' said Magrat. 'Who's he?' said Granny Weatherwax. 'He rules this country,' said Magrat. 'Oh. That king,' said Granny, as if the matter was hardly worth noting. — Terry Pratchett