Crippled Herring Quotes & Sayings

Prayer is the ascending vapor which supplies The showers of blessing, and the stream that flows Through earth's dry places, till on every side The wilderness shall blossom as the rose. — A.B. Simpson

I do think Bezos has an insatiable desire to be King Bezos," Musk said. "He has a relentless work ethic and wants to kill everything in e-commerce. But he's not the most fun guy, honestly."* — Ashlee Vance

Taking steps is easy
Standing still is hard ...
Everything is different
The second time around. — Regina Spektor

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. — Dave Barry

It takes a real man to live for God-a lot more man than to live for the devil, you know? If you really want to live right these days, you gotta be tough. — Johnny Cash

That all ended when Uncle Len was caught in the locker room of the corporate fitness center getting a blowjob from a young guy who worked in accounting. — Darien Cox