Criminologist Funny Quotes & Sayings

Well, I tell myself, it could be worse. You could have been rescued by some fifty-year-old perv sporting a spare tire the size of a monster truck's who keeps his dead mother in the attic. — Rick Yancey

Like climbing a cliff, thinking is a perilous activity for those unused to it. — Orson Scott Card

The moment that you give gratitude is the moment that you find happiness. The moment that you lose gratitude your happiness will vanish and slip through your fingers — Rasheed Ogunlaru

Art is the most frenzied orgy man is capable of. — Jean Dubuffet

He never had a positive feeling of love towards any of them, however. He just went with them and had sex with them. They filled each other's emptiness. Strange as it may seem, he never once felt a strong emotional attraction to any of the women who had a strong emotional attraction to him. — Haruki Murakami

You're telling me that this teenage girl has not only escaped from your prison and evaded capture by your highly trained military, but has now invaded your palace and the private quarters of the emperor himself, kidnapped him, and again gotten away with it?'
'Precisely correct, Your Majesty. — Marissa Meyer

Tennis is physical chess. — Rita Mae Brown

People are making better and better small budge independent films these days. — Mike Birbiglia