Criminal Minds Season 8 Funny Quotes & Sayings

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more fortunate than the million people on the planet who will not survive this week. If you can attend a religious meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death, you are more blessed than three billion people in the world. — Ted Zeff

Literary prizes serve a purpose if they allow for discussion of books. — Richard Flanagan

Design is the conscious effort to impose a meaningful order — Victor Papanek

Generally it's not a good idea to wear Banana Republic - type khaki journalist clothes in a war zone. You might look too much like something that's supposed to be shot, such as a journalist. — P. J. O'Rourke

You're defined by how you play the game, not by the game itself. — Chuck Pagano

After 'Big Brother,' people came up to me in the street shouting, 'You woz robbed!' — Vinnie Jones

I will praise any man that will praise me. — William Shakespeare

In the 30 years of my career, I have explored all possible mediums, except radio. — Kabir Bedi

One mark of a second-rate mind is to be always telling stories. — Jean De La Bruyere

And in that history you're trying to connect to something that once was yours - to something purer, better, something that you lost or something, maybe, that you never knew but that you feel you knew. — Sebastian Faulks