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Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Imbolo Mbue

the problem is not some system. It is us. Each of us. We've got to fix ourselves before we can fix a whole damn country. — Imbolo Mbue

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Antonya Nelson

Is not Justice just a nice way to say revenge. — Antonya Nelson

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Maureen Medved

When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good ... So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse. — Maureen Medved

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Plato

Justice means minding one's own business and not meddling with other men's concerns. — Plato

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By David Mitchell

I could pop with all the fear, irritation, and love. — David Mitchell

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Melina Kanakaredes

When you're the lead actor in a drama, you have 2 1/2 months at the end of a season to do other projects, and everything has to get done in that time. — Melina Kanakaredes

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Thomas Holcomb

The Marine Corps went from 15,000, which its strength was when I was Commandant, to approximately 400,000 when I retired, and more than that afterward, without losing its individual characteristics. It was the same Marine Corps. It was not different in any respect. — Thomas Holcomb

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Joseph E. Stiglitz

The protesters have called into question whether there is a real democracy. Real democracy is more than the right to vote once every two or four years. The choices have to be meaningful. But increasingly, and especially in the US, it seems that the political system is more akin to "one dollar one vote" than to "one person one vote". Rather than correcting the market failures, the political system was reinforcing them. — Joseph E. Stiglitz

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington

Satire, like conscience, reminds us of what we often wish to forget. — Marguerite Gardiner, Countess Of Blessington

Criminal Minds Season 5 Funny Quotes By Tom Turner

Humphry Repton, the leading garden theorist of the nineteenth century, defined a garden as 'a piece of ground fenced off from cattle, and appropriated to the use and pleasure or man: it is, or ought to be, cultivated and enriched by art'. — Tom Turner