Cribbs Catering Quotes & Sayings

I think it doesn't matter what color you are. Everybody is getting the - getting the stick, and I'm sure Trump feels the same way. — Joe Arpaio

Sin turns ugly and is subject to defeat only when seen in the light of Christ's beauty. — Sam Storms

The thing is, we [celebrities are] all just people living our lives, doing our thing. But, I honestly tend to live in my own little world, and am blissfully unaware of so much. — Chris French

These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave ... I think the world would be better off if we did leave ... — George W. Bush

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. — Joan Rivers

The Pop-Tarts page is often aflutter. Pop-Tarts, it says as of today (February 8, 2008), were discontinued in Australia in 2005. Maybe that's true. Before that it said that Pop-Tarts were discontinued in Korea. Before that Australia. Several days ago it said: "Pop-Tarts is german for Little Iced Pastry O' Germany." Other things I learned from earlier versions: More than two trillion Pop-Tarts are sold each year. George Washington invented them. They were developed in the early 1960s in China. Popular flavors are "frosted strawberry, frosted brown sugar cinnamon, and semen." Pop-Tarts are a "flat Cookie." No: "Pop-Tarts are a flat Pastry, KEVIN MCCORMICK is a FRIGGIN LOSER notto mention a queer inch." No: "A Pop-Tart is a flat condom." Once last fall the whole page was replaced with "NIPPLES AND BROCCOLI!!!!! — Nicholson Baker

Back when people read things on paper, — Gillian Flynn

Real life isn't purely filled with roses and rainbows. — Ken Poirot