Criada Quotes & Sayings

I never told a joke in my life. — Andy Kaufman

Putting affects the nerves more than anything. I would actually get nauseated over three-footers. — Byron Nelson

I don't see why I can't have friends of both sexes without wild rumors being circulated. It's crazy. — Leonardo DiCaprio

Gradualism in theory is perpetuity in practice. — William Lloyd Garrison

Hard pounding, gentlemen. Let's see who pounds the longest. — Duke Of Wellington

Man is an animal that diddles, and there is no animal that diddles but man. — Edgar Allan Poe

In Kazakhstan, once you're someone's guest, it's really hard to get away - everyone wants you to stay. They believe that if you invite a guest, luck will fly into your house. — Tim Cope

I do not pretend to set people right, but I do see that they are often wrong. — Jane Austen

Does there exist a single instance of a saint asserting that he himself possessed the gift of miracles? — Edward Gibbon