Cretin Derham Quotes & Sayings

I have never seen a ghost. But yes, I believe because I know too many people who have had experiences. When I lived in Notting Hill, I shared a flat with a mate who was convinced that there was a presence in our house. — Marsha Thomason

She trusted him? She'd barely met him. Women. Thank God I've never wanted to date one. — J.L. Merrow

Leaders don't do what they WANT to do;they do whatever is necessary. — Rick Warren

Because your little inspirational speech was about as uplifting as a kitten funeral. — Sarah Dalton

Once Spencer was safely out of the shop, John yanked her around to face him and said, 'What the hell do you think you're doing?'
Before she had a chance to answer him, Alex showed up at his side, grabbed Emma similarly and hissed, 'What the hell do you think you're doing?'
Persephone looked at Dunford and smiled, waiting for her turn, but much to her disappointment, he just stood there and glared at all three women. — Julia Quinn

I've been loving you a long time
Down all the years, down all the days
And I've cried for all your troubles
Smiled at your funny little ways — Shane MacGowan

One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will be great entertainment. — Kurt Vonnegut

The surest pledge of a deathless name Is the silent homage of thoughts unspoken. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't know anything about life. I only know how to run."
Daniel reached his tanned and callused hands out to her. "Then grab hold of me and hang on. We're both scared about where this will end up, and when the hurting will come. If the hurting comes, it will be bad, I already know that. But hang on to me, and we'll find out together, all right? — Jennifer Ashley

There are so many rules about play writing. I'd have a nervous breakdown if I followed them. — Terrence McNally

God's way must be the best way. Follow it though men think you a fool, and you will be truly wise. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be 'The Carol Burnett Show'. Tim Conway is just ... I just watched him so many times do stuff over and over. He's just so amazing. — Tony Hale

Middle age is not the beginning of decline, but a time to reach for the highest in our selves. Middle age is a pause to re-examine what we have done and what we will do in the future. This is the time to give birth to our power. — Frank Natale

I stand there and wonder whether, when I am twenty, I shall have experienced the bewildering emotions of love. — Erich Maria Remarque