Creara Cuenta Quotes & Sayings

It is 32c today, and the only thing keeping me from hanging myself is the small sense of relief I glean from attaching my body to the vents of my delicious cooling piece. It is a stunning unit, exquisite in all its forms, exceptional in its application, and effective in all its functions. I would marry it, if only I knew it would not die on me sometime within the next five years. Appliances, like obedient children or silent extroverts, cannot last forever, and while my unbidden affection kept my other air conditioner alive for the better part of ten years, not all inanimate objects can be fueled by my love. — Michelle Franklin

A woman made of parts is a dangerous thing. You never know when she'll throw away a piece you may need. — Heidi W. Durrow

I say, William, have you a word that rhymes with jewel?" Hamlet asked with the hoarsened voice of one who had bellowed one too many battle cries. And William, who never had any words to utter that weren't variations on some curse or another, said helpfully, "Ah," then promptly fell silent. "Try fool," Richard muttered. "And be certain to apply it to me. — Lynn Kurland

From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes. — Joseph Heller

I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh. — Lusia Strus

The sexiest people are thinkers. — Vivienne Westwood