Crazy Old Testament Quotes & Sayings

I was so paranoid that my friends wouldn't like me. I went to a very small school where the consequences of bullying were very real. You couldn't just push some nameless face in the hallway because everybody knew each other's families, so there wasn't the obligatory psychotic jackass that tortured everybody. — Kristen Bell

one knee, with a groan, I released my hold upon his throat, — Solomon Northup

I like the comfort in knowing that women are the only future in rock and roll. — Kurt Cobain

If it is a woman's function to give, she must be replenished, too. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

She has a kid in her class who has a backpack with wheels on it. Yes, wheels. That way, when the child gets tired of carrying the things they don't need to nursery school, they can roll the bag of nothing around. — Jim Gaffigan

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. — Erma Bombeck

Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm. — Robert Louis Stevenson

When I really young yet feeling very old, I offered up a lot of myself to the press; I knew it was good copy. — Diane Lane

In love's field was never found A nobler weapon than a wound. — Richard Crashaw