Crapsey Gilles Quotes & Sayings

She let him finish, then pinched his nose between her thumb and forefinger. She twisted until she got a cry of pain from him.
"Don't touch. I don't like to be touched."
"I see that."
"Say you're sorry or I'll take it off."
"Sorry. Sorry!"
She released him. He rubbed his nose and pouted. She couldn't help but smile. So very cute. And so very charming. Of course she still wouldn't trust him with her dead horse. — G.A. Aiken

You never know with politicians what they are really saying. And I don't say that in a negative way-they have an appalling job. — James Lovelock

I love Jesus Christ. I am a Christian ... I cry when I see injustice, children dying of hunger. — Hugo Chavez

She jumps on me for sharing pain with the living, but she tries to share it with the dead. — Octavia E. Butler

He could not see a belt without hitting below it. — Margot Asquith

If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it. — George R R Martin

Sometimes there's a tackiness about Route 66 that out-tacks any tackiness I've ever seen anywhere else. And the Meramec Caverns are the pinnacle of that tack. — Billy Connolly

Book values have some good and some bad features. — Walter Schloss

Hugh Grant is the main man. He's the number one romantic comedy man in the world. — Sam Elliott

And stop smoking," I yelled after him. "You smell like cheap ham! — Timur Vermes