Crappy Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings

You've got this...this love-no, it's louder than love. It's passion and beauty built up inside you that deserves to burst out. — Jessica Topper

Hart pointed at the carriage. "Get in."
Eleanor started, and the cake vendor, who'd been watching with evident enjoyment, looked worried. "No need," Eleanor said to Hart. "I'll find a hansom. I've brought Maigdlin an I have so many parcels."
"Get into the carriage, El, or I'll strap you to the top of it."
Eleanor rolled her eyes and took another bite of seedcake. — Jennifer Ashley

When I look over later, I see that Eli is crying, but it's not enough to drown in so I don't do anything yet. — Ally Condie

U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next. — Christiane Amanpour

Being successful is about professionalism, and chewing gum is unprofessional. Its also a huge pet peeve of mine. — Tabatha Coffey

Why did this [Vietnam] war, so hard, so long, so ferocious, vanish from one day to the next as if by magic?
Why did this American defeat (the largest reversal in the history of the USA) have no internal repercussions in America? If it had really signified the failure of the planetary strategy of the United States, it would necessarily have completely disrupted its internal balance and the American political system. — Jean Baudrillard

If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning. — Mason Cooley

Awake, awake, my Lyre!And tell thy silent master's humble taleIn sounds that may prevail;Sounds that gentle thoughts inspire:Though so exalted sheAnd I so lowly beTell her, such different notes make all thy harmony. — Abraham Cowley

Divine love is the sublime boss of the universe. — John Muir

You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it — John McCain

My Body is a wide house
A commune
Of bickering women, hearing
their own breathing
denying each other. (House of Changes) — Jeni Couzyn

Did we ever find out for sure about the possible forked penis? — Rachel Vincent