Crampy Feeling Quotes & Sayings

No, and [the sun] will not rise today, Master Holbytla. Nor ever again, one would think under this cloud. But time does not stand still, though the Sun be lost. Make haste! — J.R.R. Tolkien

Ma'am, are you trying to molest me via drivethru? — Dane Cook

The more you live, the less you die. — Janis Joplin

Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us. — Will Rogers

Walking into parties always gives me a crampy feeling at the bottom of my stomach. Its a good feeling though: The feeling of knowing anything can happen. Most of the time nothing does, of course. Most of the time one night blends into the next, and weeks blend into weeks, and months into other months. And sooner or later we die. — Lauren Oliver

Ask who wants to live to be a hundred, and the answer is the person who is ninety-nine. — Betty Comden

We had like a jolt of women in country, and it seems like we're just kind of there now. — Miranda Lambert