Craigslist Personals Quotes & Sayings

At the State of the Union address last night, President Obama made history by using the words transgender, lesbian, and bisexual in that speech. It was the part of the speech where he was just reading Craigslist personals. — Conan O'Brien

When I grew up, there was still black and white TV. I was told to never get out of bed once you're put to bed. I'd sneak down the hallway, try to avoid the creaking floor boards and go in and watch the 'Midnight Movie.' — Bill Moseley

I love the hamster but I think if I took him on tour he might die. — Lauren Mayberry

Your lifestyle - how you live, eat, emote, and think - determines your health. To prevent disease, you may have to change how you live. — Brian Carter

When even the brightest mind in our world has been trained up from childhood in a superstition of any kind, it will never be possible for that mind, in its maturity, to examine sincerely, dispassionately, and conscientiously any evidence or any circumstance which shall seem to cast a doubt upon the validity of that superstition. I doubt if I could do it myself. — Mark Twain

Take a bullet for the client. Make everything about the client. Honor the client's work. Do the dirty work. — Patrick Lencioni

More can be done out of love than fear. — Matshona Dhliwayo

For I am aware what ability is requisite to persuade the proud how great is the virtue of humility, which raises us, not by a quite human arrogance, but by a divine grace, above all earthly dignities that totter on this shifting scene. — Augustine Of Hippo

Do nothing against thy will, nor contrary to the community, nor without due examination, nor with reluctancy. — Marcus Aurelius

In America, we celebrate success. We don't apologize for success. — Mitt Romney

I specifically had my son wear a Browns jersey on the streets of Pittsburgh while we were there. — Nate Torrence

For some life is incredibly easy, and for others, life is incredibly hard. Regardless of what side you fall on, you will certainly face challenges in your life. It's how you face and overcome these challenges that will ultimately define you as a person. — Bryan A. Wood

What kind of a promise ?
One that only a fool asks of a madman — Elizabeth Chadwick