Cradle Ceremony Invitation Quotes & Sayings

I'm thirty-five and single because I am not gonna settle for somethin' that doesn't feel right, doesn't feel good, doesn't bring me joy, doesn't have my back, doesn't know how to cook, keep house, listen, laugh, make me laugh, give great head, or ask me why I do shit. — Kristen Ashley

One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce. — Jenna McCarthy

Did anyone who was in love and was unsatisfied with how he was loved in return ever feel saved? — John Irving

I knew something was wrong with me that summer, because all I could think about was the Rosenbergs and how stupid I'd been to buy all those uncomfortable, expensive clothes, hanging limp as fish in my closet, and how all the little successes I'd totted up so happily at college fizzled to nothing outside the slick marble and plate-glass fronts along Madison Avenue. — Sylvia Plath

She had made him possible. In that sense she was his god. Like God, she was neglected. — Jeanette Winterson

He is different, and there will be many people you love who will be unhappy with you. You don't want them to feel you've dishonored them. Yes, I know how it is. But life is short. A chance for great happiness doesn't come along all that often. — Dean Koontz

Late one night, an account man was having sex with his secretary. He was fairly junior, so his inside office didn't have a door, and the big boss happened to be working late and caught them. The result: the account guy was promoted and got an office with a door; the secretary was fired. — Jane Maas

I thought Nixon was the worst President we had ever had, save only perhaps Andrew Johnson. — Stephen Ambrose

On campuses, and when I speak to the younger intelligentsia, I am getting a hunger for the text - the authentic text for Jewish knowledge. — Arthur Hertzberg

You never put off until tomorrow or even this afternoon what you can do this morning. Attack the objective when your desire is strongest. — Sheilah Graham Westbrook

The prostitutes of Satan, can't think for themselves, believe in anything they are told, interpret the Bible according to what someone else tells them to see, and assume that everyone else that isn't within their eyesight is inferior and doesn't deserve compassion. Satan rejoices on their blood and awaits for them in hell. — Robin Sacredfire