Cracked Badass Quotes & Sayings

Life is too short no matter what party you are with. — Scott Baio

Human beings need pleasure the way they need vitamins. — Lionel Tiger

My view is that to get anywhere in life you have to be anti-social, otherwise you'll end up being devoured. I've never been particularly social, anyway, but if I've ever been rude, fifty per cent of it has usually been provoked by other people's attitudes. Though I do admit, like most Celts, I'm moody. It's fine until people try to cheer you up with gems like, 'snap out of it' or 'Come on, now'. — Sean Connery

After finishing grad school, the Little Mermaid started a nonprofit to fight for the rights of mercitizens. She decided at that moment that she would never measure her success by financial gain, but instead only by how much good she contributed to the world. Money was irrelevant to her.

Later that day she got her first student loan bill. — Tim Manley

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. — Evan Spiegel