Crackberry Quotes & Sayings

In general, I tend to laugh too much. I always try to tell myself not to, but I think that's just part of getting through the job. It's not rocket science. I want to have a good time! — Zach Woodlee

It's sad. Marxism didn't work. Communism didn't work. Capitalism doesn't work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn't work. Democracy-the greatest form of government and we have two choices for who's our leader. In fascism you only have one choice. That's great. We have one more choice than the worst form of government. — Colin Quinn

I used to make fun of my friends who had BlackBerries. And I know that the expression CrackBerry has been going around, but now I fully understand it. I'm actually addicted to a piece of machinery, and that's really embarrassing. — John Krasinski

There is a very strong theatre-going tradition in Moscow. It has stayed strong. — Dasha Zhukova

If there is a little sand in the sugar of home happiness, it really seems better to concentrate on the sweetness that remains than to carry around samples of the grit in envelopes of conversational confidence. — William George Jordan

The proliferation of weapons of mass destruction and their means of delivery is a threat to both the Nato allies and Russia. — Anders Fogh Rasmussen

Nothing can separate you from God's love, absolutely nothing. God is enough for time, God is enough for eternity. God is enough! — Hannah Whitall Smith

My wife, although still with her arm in a sling, was so much better this morning that she took care of me. I was amused to hear her ask for some white ointment which she put over her brows to conceal the fact that her eyebrows had been singed. Her returning vanity was a good sign. — Michihiko Hachiya

Sent from my CrackBerry Intergalactic Kommunikator that doubles as an Illuvian Disruptor Death Ray. — Bob N. Boguslavski

BLACKBERRY. Also know as "Crackberry" for it's addictive qualities. It is the modern girl's weapon. It allow her to bid on ebay while walking down the street, map out her shopping route for maximum productivity, and sneak out of work and still get her messages as she peruses the sales racks ... — Nina Garcia

My remembrance of the past is a novel I am constantly recomposing; and it would not be a historical novel, but sheer fiction, if the material events which mark and ballast my career had not their public dates and characters scientifically discoverable. — George Santayana

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. — Dorothy Parker

I never trust an executive who tends to pass the buck. Nor would I want to deal with him as a customer or a supplier. — James Cash Penney

What was there in a man's life, but what he saw and what he could not? — Luke Taylor

The last western society to worship female powers was Minoan Crete. And significantly, that fell and did not rise again. — Camille Paglia

Feminism has had exactly the same problem that "political correctness" has had: people keep using the phrase without really knowing what it means. — Caitlin Moran