Crabbes Westville Quotes & Sayings

I can touch my toes, but I bend in a strange way. I'll never be in the Olympics. — Valeria Golino

The mirror is the tool of the one who wants to do a self-portrait. And if you want to make a photo you need a mirror. — Agnes Varda

I have encountered in this world riff-raff and good people. I lose. I win. I defend myself when I am attacked. I take when someone has taken from me. But I beg you to believe me; I have never done an act of espionage against France. Never. Never. — Mata Hari

The scholar without good breeding is a pedant; the philosopher, a cynic. — Lord Chesterfield

A lot of these ideas are built under wrong presumptions which officials have that chess players are lazy bastards whose sole idea is to deceive (the) public and to make short draws and go home. It's not true. It's a lie. — Boris Gelfand

Pleasure is never as pleasant as we expected it to be and pain is always more painful. The pain in the world always outweighs the pleasure. If you don't believe it, compare the respective feelings of two animals, one of which is eating the other. — Arthur Schopenhauer

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping. — Cathy Guisewite

Okay... I get that... but why I!? — Deyth Banger